I’m diving into a story that feels a bit like a political “whodunnit”—except nobody’s quite sure if the crime has even happened.
It seems Mr. Namal Rajapaksa has stepped back into the limelight with a rather bold challenge for the current administration. He’s asking—quite loudly, I might add—exactly where these “hidden millions” are that we’ve been hearing about for so long.

The Great Dollar Hunt

For months, if not years, the narrative has been that billions of dollars were whisked away to secret offshore accounts, hidden in the metaphorical mattresses of the previous regime. But today, Namal is turning the tables. He’s essentially saying to President Dissanayake: “You’ve got the keys to the kingdom, you’ve got the maps to the treasure, so why haven’t you found a single cent yet?”

It’s a bit like a man being accused of stealing a cake, and then asking the baker why the kitchen is still empty months after he’s left. One has to wonder: is the cake actually missing, or did we just forget where we put the recipe?

The “Hidden Millions” Rhetoric

The President’s team, of course, rose to power on a mandate of “system change” and accountability. They promised to bring back the stolen wealth of the nation. But as Namal pointed out today, talk is cheap—recovering offshore assets is decidedly expensive and legally exhausting.

Is the administration finding that “stolen wealth” is a lot harder to track than a lost pair of reading glasses? Or is Namal simply playing a very clever game of “call my bluff,” knowing full well how long the bureaucratic wheels of international asset recovery actually take to turn?

Political Chess or Distraction? Or a “Doosra”

One can’t help but notice the timing. As the government struggles with the trillion-rupee bill for “Ditwah” recovery and the pressures of the 2026 Budget, Namal’s intervention is a classic political “googly.” It shifts the focus from the government’s current spending to their past promises.

It’s a masterclass in distraction. While we’re all looking for “hidden millions” in Dubai or the Seychelles, the Treasury is quietly trying to figure out how to pay for the bridges and roads that haven’t been built yet.

Final Thoughts

So, Mr. President, the ball is firmly in your court. The people are waiting for more than just headlines; they’re waiting for results. If the money is there, bring it back. If it isn’t, perhaps it’s time to tell the nation that the “treasure map” was just a bit of clever campaign fiction.

Either way, the clock is ticking. Because you can only feed the public on “investigations” for so long before they start asking for actual results at the supermarket.

(I’m Faraz Shauketaly. Thank you for reading. Take care, and as always… God bless you all.)